Bird flu's here

The latest through the grapevine is that bird flu may be in Dubai, after several incidents that have happened.
However, there is nothing to fear. If any resident is feeling particularly peckish, all they need to do is fly as quickly as possible to Cyclone, where any of a multitude of dirham-loving, unashamedly daring prostitutes will take them on the ride of their life and quench their hunger for more.